Lindsey Graham has passed!!!Donald is still a crook!!! Kevin Hart & Clarence Thomas are the same??? My Mom named me Stacey!!!Gov. Kay Ivey wants to go to heaven!!! What's Unethical?? New York Giants QBs get ready for the Pain!! White Lady spoke the truth!

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SPEAKER_05 0:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am the man, the Stacey Spirit show. Now we cooking with Mango Grease. Guys, thank you for tuning into my show. Guys, I really do appreciate that. I really do. The last show, dear white people, I was roll. That shit blowing up. Thank you, guys. And on the table with eight kids is doing great as well. So I really do appreciate all that shit. Hey, we got a great show for you. Just stay tuned, stay tuned, because I am the man, and we already know this, bitch. I heard that Lindsey Graham, senator of North Carolina, has died. Let's have a moment of silence. That's it. Fuck his funk ass. May he burn in hell. Brimstone and fire is waiting for your ass. You can believe that. All the lies you done told, white man. And now, Donald Trump has the audacity to point your sister in your seat that has no goddamn experience and what performer job was, she was working with the blind. Now, how blind can this bullshit be? Even Stevie Warner could see that this is some major bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

So you know what I say to you?

SPEAKER_05 1:46

Good riddance. And can somebody show me what is Mitch McConnell? Is that motherfucker dead too? I really would like to know. God damn. We're not gonna miss your ass either. It's the Stage of Spirit show now. We cook it with man Copri. Bitch, I'm out. Take that ride to hell. Take that ride to hell.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

Burning them cold. Burning them goddamn colds.

SPEAKER_05 2:16

Rapper. Boozy. Boozy, boozy. What's this song? Wipe it down. Your ass got wiped down. God damn it. How the fuck, man, you got played like that? You a street nigga, man. How the fuck your ass got played like that, man? I heard you gave 600,000. 600,000 to these white boys that were supposed to get your ass a party. Nigga, how stupid can your ass be? God damn. I can't believe this shit. Nigga, I know you feel sick as fuck. You got played like all them niggas. Up in the White House, like Mickey Minaj too. Kick Nicki ass too, too, with that bullshit ass. God damn it car. God damn. Y'all niggas don't have no common sense. Fucking with these white people. God damn. You stupid ass niggas. Truly, I gotta be authentic because if I'm not being authentic, then I'm just being Kevin Hart and then I can't be a puppet because I'm just not with that. If you talk about Charlie Kirk, they wanna cancel you. If you talk about the rainbow, they wanna cancel you. Man, I'm just a nigga in America just trying to live, man. I ain't got time for the bullshit. I'm saying spiriting them out, bitch.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

Honor of slavery comes down to the DNA. I think also the pool of slavery. Um just like my interview said Jesus and Jesus Christ. Keep coming back and get better.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

White lady, tell the truth, tell the truth and set your soul free. Please for these other goddamn white racist motherfucker. Please just tell a creep, please. So they don't go to hell. I don't want them to go to hell like Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell, they already in hell burning right now.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

And Donald Trump is soon to follow the ass and clear too. I don't want them to go to hell. I don't want them to go to hell.

SPEAKER_05 6:39

Ice agents came in the store, man. The brother said, man, I'm a I'm a citizen, man. He said, we don't know that. We need to see your papers, brother. Say, we're gonna see your ass back to Africa, the Timbuktu. He said, I don't I don't know anybody over Timbuktu. He said, you a nigga, you'll figure it out. Breaking news, breaking news, Governor Ivy's got something to say.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

I'm sorry, they made me do it. They made me do it, Alabama. I got black people I love, I do, I do, and I'm sorry about the COVID. God damn it, what the hell do you want me to do? What the hell you want me to do? I'm racist shit, god damn it. I'm a lawyer to Donald Trump, and I believe it's better fine. God damn it, I just gotta compet. But God, please, please. I hope I can get in the heavens. I'm a little white old lady that does John in Alabama and a racist, but can you forgive me and let me get in the heaven? I'm oh, please help me. I'm sorry for her new black people in Alabama. I'm sorry, I I I can understand maybe black people do wanna play for Alabama. I can understand, I can understand, I can understand why you don't wanna come to the game to emotion roll down a more equal. I get it, I get it. And you you you deserve every right for that, cause we took your voted rights away, and I might go to hell for it. But God, please forgive me. And if I go to hell, please just keep me right back on my trunk. And George Wallace still. If I'ma be burning in that motherfucker, put me by them. Cause I'm a racist motherfucker, and I'm gonna burn in hell. And that's all I gotta say. I'm gonna hide me.

SPEAKER_05 8:27

Fuck you niggas. They say Clarence Thomas and Kevin Hart have something in common. They say what? Clarence Thomas of the Supreme Court and Kevin Hart have something in common? Yeah, they do. They do have something in common. They both niggas that made progress on black people supporting them and being on their side, then they turned their back on them. That's what Clarence Thomas did. Kevin H, you did the same bullshit with that comedy show, that roast bullshit. Man, fuck you for that bullshit, you bitch ass nigga. Disrespecting the black culture like that, and you know the climate, you a bitch nigga. How much they paid you to do that shit? They already got their hands so far off your ass, but the fucker, you a puppet. And you not funny at all. At all. Corny ass fuck nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am the man. The stay spirit show. Now we cook it with Mango Grease. Not to be duplicated, nigga, not to be uh originated. Nigga, I am the man. And you niggas already know this. Bitch, man, it's a lot of monkeys that are trying to stop the show. Yes, you monkeys are trying to stop the show, but it ain't gon' stop. We gon' keep on going, keep on going, keep on getting stronger, stronger, baby. Oh yeah, I am, cause I'ma do that shit. Cause you niggas need to hit. You gon' get that medicine, whether you like it or not, goddammit. Like the doctor said, take that medicine and swallow it, bitch. Yeah, I am the man. The state spirit showed. Now we cook it with mango grief. One monkey cannot stop the show. We gon stay on track. Even though they doubting you that they try to put you down, saying you're not gonna make it that. This is just a setback, but it's a time to what? Reject. Cause every time you you get put down, you just get stronger and stronger like cockarooks. They try to give the cockarooks, but they keep multiplying and multiplying, they get stronger and stronger like them New York rats. God damn, they trying to exterminate them, but they keep getting stronger and stronger. You need to just work with them. Don't work with the damn rats, goddammit. Cause you ain't gonna overtake them. Shit. Hey, it's the St. Spirit show. Now we cook it with Mango Breach. Bitch, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. The New York Jets. No, the New York Giants quarterback Jackson Dott has just put himself on suicide watch. He yeah, he really said really did. He he really did. He he really has, he really has put himself on watch. Suicide watch. Because I guarantee you, when the NFL season starts, preseason of the regular games, he will have a bounty on his head. Just like Drew Brees, when he said that race is bullshit, man, they lacerated his candy, his loves, and everything else. He got the hell out of football. Because that heat was coming so hard and vicious. So I tell you this every team that plays the New York Jazz this year, if he's a starting quarterback, just your whole team, y'all finna get that shit. I feel for the team. God damn. The whole team finna get that shit extra. Extra. And Jackson Doc, you're gonna get that extra mayo on your ass this year. That's coming. You had four concussions last year as a rookie. I expect that to triple. At least double. Your ass needs to just stop playing football. Be a politician. Because when you're out there on that field, oh boy, they're coming at your ass. And that is the truth. Stage Spirit, just tell the truth, man. Stay the truth. I predict he's gonna probably have an ending injury. A ending career injury. Somebody already said that. Matt said that. He said that. I hope Jackson Dart has a career in the injury. He probably will, because I guarantee you this his offensive linemen ain't gonna block for him, they're gonna miss a block or two. Yeah! And then the mother guys gonna be coming with that extra heat. Woo! And it's fucked up for you, buddy. God damn, goddamn. You better, you better be in a goddamn almost suit or some shit. I don't know. I'll just stay on the sideline and hold a clipboard. I mean, man, I remember when I did my first comedy, it was in Wisconsin, man. So let's give it up to Wisconsin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I met some really nice people, man. I did, man. But the shit was really racist though. It really was. The shit was, man. But you know, when I was there in the comedy club, man, nothing to the comedy club. I love the comedy club. There were a lot of good comedians that came up and shit and did the thing. It was all good. But some of these niggas be in there, they be with them too boo movies. We know two boo movies and shit like that. So I was in the club and shit. This nigga came up, my baby is fine as fuck. I keep always bragging about my baby. I keep bringing up an almacate, because I love her to death. And she died, you know what I'm saying? So nigga came up and shit. I ain't lying, man. Nigga came up with a little uh card and shit. Hey baby, you gonna be good in this two-boo movie. Nigga, I'm talking to my man, I'm just watching the nigga from apartment. Like, this shit is funny to me, right? Hey, baby, you're gonna be good. I'm doing a movie right now. I need you to be in that movie. I'm gonna break you up. But I came up, I bet my man, I said, hey my man, let me get one of them too, man. Then I started doing my dolo Mighty. I said, I know I look good, man, play out. But you gonna have to get your own, play. You're gonna have to get your own, man. That's a young chicken, man. I know I look good, play out, but you're gonna have to get your own, man. Now, if you don't get on by trade, man, I'm gonna put this nine up your ass, man. That nigga got mad as fuck. He thought he's gonna get some pussy and shit stripped for baby. So you gotta watch these niggas doing these two boo movies, man. They don't give a fuck, man. Even with you at your whooping, man. I said, nigga, you got me fucked up. Hey man, that's my time. My name is Stacey Spirit, and I'm out bitch! But it seems like if you talk about hurting black people, that's susceptible. What the fuck is going on? My brother told me that he was allergic to Pope. I told a fair connection in the Muslim nation is too.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

If you do, don't ask. That's okay. Don't ask. And I'll know instinctually if I'm out of the Baptist and what's happening. I can just pay attention and see if there's a way for me to accept whatever the right person is doing. I don't know. We'll see.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

Now y'all probably saying, Stacey Spirit, why you praying this? Why are you playing this? It's making me feel bad. It's making me feel bad. What does that have to do with anything? It has to do with a whole lot of shit, to be honest, okay? It's what's actually that's going on in America right now. Shit. And I'm so proud of this white lady to stand up and tell the truth. And really tell the truth of what's really going on right now. I mean, she's calling out her own race right now. She is. She's probably being ostracized right now. She probably doesn't have any friends, she probably doesn't have any employment right now because they say that she's a what? A nigga lover. No, she's just telling the fucking truth. And a lot of times, people just don't want to hear the fucking truth. The truth will set your ass free. Free. Okay? Now Charlie Kirk said a lot of bullshit. He did. Lizzie Graham said a lot of bullshit. Donald Trump is saying a lot of bullshit right now. Mitch McConnell has said a lot of bullshit. Okay? We don't even know what Mitch is right now, but the point is this. Do the right thing and right things will follow. But if you're doing that bullshit, the Stacy Spirit show is watching your ass, and God is true. Stop the bullshit. Let's give a hand clap to that white lady. Hey, for telling the truth. I applaud you for that shit.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

You're a good brother, brother. Unlike Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court Justice, who's out there trying to kill niggers. Clarence Thomas is trying to kill niggers here.

SPEAKER_05 19:13

Truly, I gotta be authentic because if I'm not being authentic, then I'm just being Kevin Hart, and then I can't be a puppet because I'm just not with that. What up, what up? It's your boy Stacy Spirit. Now we cooking with Mango Grease, man. Ooh, yes. Man, if it can't get even more dumber and dumber than this. This white man Donald Trump, I just heard him this morning. He said, This bullshit, goddamn. He said the Capitol police were being bad. They were being horrible. They are crooked. The people that were defending the Capitol, the police are crooked. That's what he said. This goddamn white man. Now I know white people, y'all see a lot of bullshit and a lot of lies. God damn, y'all like to lie a lot. But please, please, please, please, white people, don't make me believe the bullshit that you believe, okay? You can believe your bullshit, but don't force me to believe that bullshit, okay? Cause it's nothing but bullshit. You can believe it, you can eat it. You can shit it. I don't give a fuck. You can drink it. But please don't make me try to eat it and drink it through it. You eat that shit. Not me, please. Not the bullshit, white lady, white. God damn this white man. I mean, some of you niggas don't have no courage at all. I'm just saying, nigga, some niggas, uh motherfuckers just don't have any courage at all. It could be black people, white people, Mexico. I don't give a fuck. You ain't got no courage or nothing about trying to do something. You're just like a motherfucker, a damn what? I don't even know what this is. Goddammit, I know what this is. Even a goddamn cockroach got more courage than your ass. Yes, your ass. Even a cockroach got more courage than you. At least a cockroach knows to come out at night to fuck the goddamn eat. They're gonna come out and eat. Your ass wanna stay in the bed and put the cover over your head.

SPEAKER_04 21:23

Oh, the world is so bad. Oh, I it's storming outside. I don't feel too good. God, won't you help me? Jesus, please, send a miracle.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

Jesus said, get your lazy ass up and get a job, motherfucker. Stop asking me for what your ass can do, okay? A real miracle is when your ass needs a kidney transplant. That's a miracle, okay? Okay. Your ass is physically able to get your lazy ass up and go to work. Have you read the scripture? If you do not work, you shall not eat, motherfucker, the fucker, the fuck, okay. I'm tired of people playing all these games with these damn excuses, man. Damn, cockroaches got more goddamn courage than your ass. Is a cockroach better than you? Hey, man, that's my time. My name is Stacy Spirit in the mouth. Don't be a cockroach and have some courage, bitch. I mean that rose is very powerful, man. Man, I know everybody knows what that shit is, okay? But that shit can make a female head octopus, okay? Like you never seen before. Boy, when that bitch started working, it started trying to mmm. That bitch go, uh uh, uh, uh, uh let me do that shit one more time. That's how that bitch be do it. That bitch made that coochie go, uh, uh, uh, uh God that it just be creaming. God damn, that shit is powerful as fuck. So I had to step up my motherfucking game, man. So I decided to go into the gym, doing me some extra push-up shit. But my dick gang gotta be straight, boy. That damn roads ain't no joke. That putting a lot of niggas out of business, man. So that bitch can make a bitch go, uh, uh, uh, ah, just coming all over the place. Busted all over the place. We're everywhere. God damn. Hey, man, that's my time. My name is Stacey Spirit, and I'm out. Bitch, y'all been great. I mean, truly in all sincerity, man. I just want peace, man. I do, man. I do. I just want us all to get alone, man. That we can all have some peace of mind and, you know, a truth to grow up, man, and everything's good, you know what I mean? Because really, white people, man.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

What would the planet be, man, with just white people?

SPEAKER_05 23:50

That'll be like no pepper, man. No tacos, no, no other Italian, no other shit. The shit would just be plain. What the fuck? God damn, white people. You hate that shit that much that you want the shit to be plain? God damn. That's white as fuck. That's mayo. Man, that's some bullshit. My name is Stacey Spirit, and I'm out. Bitch! It's funny, man, how some people see things in a light that just ain't right.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 24:25

They see things in a light that you know just ain't right. Now, I'm talking with this bitch and shit. And I happened to use a phrase from Kows, and the word was unethical, okay? And this bitch questioned me on why I use the word unethical. And I'ma give you the scenario, okay? This motherfucker, racist ass cracker. Yes, I'ma say it. It gotta be applied. You know Stacy Spirit telling the truth. Stacy spirit tell the goddamn truth, man. Please, please, goddammit, tell the truth. This might bitch. Talking with her. And we were talking about it. CPM. CPM is something that most marketing advertising people know what it is. It's the money that you're spending for the time that you're gonna put a goddamn commercial on the screen. That's a CPM. The lower the CPM, the better it is for the company, okay? And they are gonna ask your ass that, okay? They will ask you that question. What can you do for me on a CPM? Now, in this scenario, I had this situation now. I was asked, I get $18 on CPM. Can you mess that? I said this. This is how the word unethical came. And why this other bitch sees things to a different light that ain't right. I said this. I said that would be unethical to tell you that I can give you a lower price. But what I can tell you is that we have some of the most competitive CPMs in the market, along with our third-party and first-party data and our affiliated partners and inventory. Rest assured, we can take care of any of your marketing desires. That meant told me. Most people would feel offended by you saying unethical, and they would have just cut the meeting and said, Time is up, I'm ready to go. I said, What? Who would say that? Yo stupid ass? I wanted to cuss that bitch out and say something. I did. But I bit my goddamn tongue, but I can say that shit. Nah, I wanted to tell that bitch, you know what's unethical, you racist magma cracker. What's unethical? You know what's really unethical? Donald Trump not releasing the Epstein file. Bitch, that's unethical. Okay. That cracker lied every goddamn day in the White House. That's unethical. Okay. That cracker said he was gonna do this and bring down inflation. He lied. That's unethical. You motherfucking racist motherfucking cracker. Okay. Protected a pedophile, out of emails. That's unethical. Okay. Bitch, shut the fuck up with that bullshit. This is the type of shit that they doing out here. Willie Lynch is still alive and well, okay? Stay woke, black people. They done hijacked that shit and say it's some bullshit like Antifa, changing shit all around. Black people, stay woke. Understand what the fuck they doing, okay? Stay villigent. Read. God damn it. That's my time and I'm out. Bitch! I mean, wow. When my mom named me Stacy, I was like, damn mom, out of all the names, why would you name me Stacy? She says, Stacy is a good name. Stacy is a good name. I said, Mom, I'm getting picked on every day and getting bullied because my name sounds like a girl name. She said, Stacy is a good name. I said, why, mom? Because it's a unisex name and I'm three years old.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

I'm like, well, how's it a good name, Mom? Is it three years old? Yeah, I was talking to my mom at three years old. I was very smart. Can't you see? I'm here. No. I was actually in first grade. Okay. But I was still really young. Five, six years old, something like that. Kindergarten. Yeah, kindergarten. Yeah, kindergarten. That's where I was kindergarten. Preschool, but you say daycare, that's where I was. I said, it's a good thing. It's a unisex thing. I said, I'm more confused.

SPEAKER_05 29:22

What's that means it can go both ways. And also it's gonna help you get a job in the future. I said, Mom, I don't need a job right now.

SPEAKER_06 29:34

I said, I know that you'll need a job. It's also gonna help you for racism. I said racism. What the fuck is racism? Trust me, it's a lot worse than your name being Stacy, okay? Trust me, you'll understand later. And you'll get the joke. Hey, man, I tell you this, man, I'm always thinking outside the box when I'm writing and how I'm trying to reach my audience into change. How people really think, just to love one another, and just see it through a different lens. Hey, that's my time. My name is Stacy Spirit, and as you always know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am the man. And we already know this. Yeah, man. Too much sauce on them, Stacey. Too much sauce on them. Too less sauce, too less sauce, too less sauce, too less sauce, too less sauce.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

What up, what up? It's your boy Stacy Spirit. Now we cook it with Mango Grease. Another episode, another show. Yes, we on fire. You already know that. I know you dig in the shovel. I know you like that shit. Yeah. Just subscribe, follow, and share. That's all I ask you to do. You know what to do.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah.